- Me: I am a lover of great literature
- Me: *reads gay porn*
June 2013
1 post
April 2013
3 posts
March 2013
2 posts
February 2013
8 posts
December 2012
3 posts
HOW DO YOU WALK WITH THESE HIPS
CHICKEN NUGGETS
November 2012
54 posts
Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.
don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!
If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.
Just one.
(OOC: Who wouldn’t reblog this ;__;?)
[[oh noooo ;-; you guys are my babies]]
my laptop smells a lot like it’s on fire but it’s probably because i’m burning so many haters
- every one else's followers: you're gorgeous
- every one else's followers: i love you marry me?
- every one else's followers: dont give up on live you're beautiful and worth it.
- every one else's followers: hi im a really hot guy that you dont know and id like to cuddle with you all night while watching the notebook and ill give you a rose each day and sing you songs and let you fall asleep on my arms.
- my followers: .................... *reblogs and likes every thing but makes no contact with me what so ever.*
my laptop battery is dying but then again so am I
today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out
“MY BOOBS HURT”
“I NEED A MAN”
“IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST THEN YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY BEST”
“I CANT DRIVE”
“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”
i love how innocent we all look but in reality we read gay smut all day
- me: sometimes i talk to myself
- me: omg same
Fix You (Cover)
Emblem3
Emblem3’s solo in “Fix You”
ugh
im upset because there’s no relevant situation to use this gif for
there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts
there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police
SORRY MA’AM, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. TOO MUCH MAYO.
Listen
봄날, 벚꽃 그리고 너(Spring, cherry blossoms and you) - 에피톤 프로젝트
you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
Listen
a dramatic reading of one of my favorite tumblr posts
