- Me: I am a lover of great literature
- Me: *reads gay porn*
don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!
If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.
(OOC: Who wouldn’t reblog this ;__;?)
[[oh noooo ;-; you guys are my babies]]
my laptop smells a lot like it’s on fire but it’s probably because i’m burning so many haters
- every one else's followers: you're gorgeous
- every one else's followers: i love you marry me?
- every one else's followers: dont give up on live you're beautiful and worth it.
- every one else's followers: hi im a really hot guy that you dont know and id like to cuddle with you all night while watching the notebook and ill give you a rose each day and sing you songs and let you fall asleep on my arms.
- my followers: .................... *reblogs and likes every thing but makes no contact with me what so ever.*
today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out
“MY BOOBS HURT”
“I NEED A MAN”
“IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST THEN YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY BEST”
“I CANT DRIVE”
“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”
i love how innocent we all look but in reality we read gay smut all day
- me: sometimes i talk to myself
- me: omg same
there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts
there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police
SORRY MA’AM, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. TOO MUCH MAYO.
you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”